Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks who was a handful. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house that was in mint condition . She wanted to sell Girl Guide cookies so she made a cold call. When no one answered, she walked right in because she always had been a popcorn brain. Everyone knows that a little girl shouldn't walk into a strangers house.  At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks was hungry and she usually ate nothing but junk food.   She tasted the porridge from the first bowl. "This porridge is too hot!" she exclaimed. So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl. "This porridge is too cold," she said So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge. "Ahhh, this porridge is just right the others were just a little off," she said happily and she ate it all up and it really hit the spot. After she'd eaten the three bears' breakfasts she decided she was feeling a little tired. So, she walked into the living room where she saw three chairs. Goldilocks sat in the first chair to rest her feet. "This chair is too big and I just couldn't stand sitting in it!" she exclaimed. So she sat in the second chair. "In heaven's name, this chair is too big, too !" she whined. So she tried the last and smallest chair. "Ahhh, this chair is just right," she sighed. But just as she settled down into the chair to rest, it broke into pieces! Goldilocks was very tired by this time, so she went upstairs to find the loo and the bedroom. She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she lay down in the third bed and it was just right. Goldilocks fell asleep. In the meantime, as she was sleeping, the three bears came home. "Someone's been eating my porridge heads will roll ," growled the Papa bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge," said the Mama bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!" cried the Baby bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair and let me make myself clear   heads will roll," growled the Papa bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the Mama bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair and rats they've broken it all to pieces," cried the Baby bear. They were now hot on the trail and decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa bear growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed," "Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama bear "Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" exclaimed Baby bear. Just then, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three bears she was in a stew. She screamed, "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Goldilocks ,the bad apple ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest. And she never returned to the home of the three bears because she had been nuts to go into their house uninvited.

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a handful a little off loo make myself clear heads will roll hit the spot hot on the trail in a stew in heaven's name in mint condition in the meantime junk food can't stand cold call popcorn brain rats bad apple nuts